shadowfeline:

corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

I SWEAR I WILL USE THAT LINE ONE DAY AND I WILL KNOW HE IS THE ONE IF HE DOESN’T RUN AWAY SCREAMING

(Source: shuhannazy, via mirahxox)

moyazb:

mindthefilth:

Poster reads:
"WE DON’T wanna MARRY, WE JUST wanna FUCK (and flame, freak out, flaunt it, fuck up, figure it out, figure it out again, and do something with our lives that isn’t just about property rights and patriarchy, OK?)"
by QACC (Queers Against Capitalist Crap)

GPOY

moyazb:

mindthefilth:

Poster reads:

"WE DON’T wanna MARRY, WE JUST wanna FUCK (and flame, freak out, flaunt it, fuck up, figure it out, figure it out again, and do something with our lives that isn’t just about property rights and patriarchy, OK?)"

by QACC (Queers Against Capitalist Crap)

GPOY

(via aliensexmagic)

Baby: E-e
Mother: It's the baby's first word!
Baby: E-e.....e
Mother: Egg? Enjoy?
Baby: E-EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! We’ve called this conference to solve the world’s problems, not to fight about the problems of our past! And since I am the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we will follow my rules from here on out! Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit-chatting or side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit! Now if you want to go, make sure you’re prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salutes of my country’s past!

dyselxia:

bugs irl

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bugs in animal crossing

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(via parkingstrange)

italy’s first words

big-bro-romano:

Dont worry feli, big brother is just about to cook lunch

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b-bi g    

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b-bi- b i g   broth-bro-broth er

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big brother! big brother!! big broth er! *clapclapclap*

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y—you’re first words

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and then romano runs off and calls up spain like

"SPAIN -

" oh heyy romano hows fel-

" LISTEN TO ME SPAINSH BASTARD, FELI SAID HIS FIRST WORDS TODAY’

" oh wow really? " what were they?"

and spain can hear feli through the phone yell ’ big brother’ 

romano never felt so proud

(via attackonyugioh)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via parkingstrange)

did-you-kno:

Many babies in Finland sleep in cardboard boxes with a mattress on the bottom.  It is part of a welcome package that has been supplied by their government for the last 75 years.
Source

did-you-kno:

Many babies in Finland sleep in cardboard boxes with a mattress on the bottom.  It is part of a welcome package that has been supplied by their government for the last 75 years.

Source

playwright-cute:

comeoutofthewoodwork:

fattyforever:

I remember how much her realization that she was “never going to be good enough for him” resonated with me when I first watched this movie. She decided to push herself, not to be with him, but to prove him the fuck wrong.

Strong female role models who can still wear pink and love fashion. Yes yes yes.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

CAN WE JUST STOP FOR A SEC THO?

HE’S INSULTING HER FOR BEING DUMB

SHE GOT INTO THAT SCHOOL ON HER OWN.

WARNER NEEDED HIS DADDY TO CALL THEM TO BE ABLE TO GET IN.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE NO ONE EVEN UNDERSTANDS.

(Source: beverlykatz, via parkingstrange)

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

(via attackonyugioh)

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it

(via somethingkindofstrange)

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via parkingstrange)

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

(via floozys)

wanderingbreath:

notsotypical-bohoe:

This part of my room makes me happy

This is amazing

wanderingbreath:

notsotypical-bohoe:

This part of my room makes me happy

This is amazing

(via mirahxox)